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Post by Squirt on Oct 6, 2013 17:08:39 GMT -5
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Post by Squirt on Oct 6, 2013 17:09:17 GMT -5
Chapter 1This here, this is Dobbinsworth. And I am training him to be my personal house elf. A free elf. 
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Post by Squirt on Oct 6, 2013 17:10:04 GMT -5
Chapter 2ExpectationsI have decided upon my expectations of a good butler for me. 1. Always ready to dance, and good at it too!  2. Ready to carry on an interesting conversation. (Logic)  3. Good at cooking something besides the house. And Mac'n'Cheese.  4. Able to fix and upgrade my home. (Handiness)  5. A sense of independence!  Somehow I get the feeling that this update was about something besides what a great dancer he is... Oh well! You'll get to see him dance a lot!
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Post by Squirt on Oct 6, 2013 17:10:43 GMT -5
Chapter 3I decided Dobbinsworth ought to be social. It wouldn't do to have him be a hermit. I need him to do my shopping for me! So I sent him to the Rodeo Go Go Bar, and as usual took to many screenshots.  "My precious! My precious!So, he met this lady, I think her name was Singh something, I don't recall. But she and Dobbinsworth made fast friends. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to make him a daredevil, maybe rebellious would be more suited to him. What's that purple stuff? Wait, Dobbinsworth, No!  I know what you're thinking, "Hagnes?" but no, it is not the infamous Agnes. Just a random unfortunate townie.  I took some shots of this guy on the bull, maybe he's enjoying this too much...  And like many before him, Dobbinsworth practiced his posing. Because that is all a pool table is ever useful for, right?  For some reason I decided that Dobbinsworth should be better at playing music with a pool table than with a guitar. Because I said so. He made some money off of it also!  I heard some whooping and hollering, and found a woman in labor.  "Okay, now think. Who planted this one?"I decided that perhaps it was time dear Dobbinsworth learned the facts of life. He escorted the woman to the hospital, where she gave birth to her son. He got a nifty "It's a boy!" moodlet off of it too. 
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Post by Squirt on Oct 6, 2013 17:11:20 GMT -5
Chapter 4So, Dobb yinsworth went to the cafe for a cooking lesson. Meh.  Then a prancing llama arrived and a delivered a basket of papers and banners. I picked up the phone to call the cops, but Dobbinsworth insisted that it was normal. Then he took a random quiz. Who is your role-model and why? Dumbledore, because he's the best wizard of our age! If you were on a deserted island what 3 items would you like to bring? My sock drawer, My tea cozy, and food. Why are Man-hole covers round? Why wouldn't they be round? Needless to say Dobbinsworth did a great job and he did so good that he convinced himself that he'd be heading to Hogwarts to become a cook. House elves get the oddest of ideas! Dobby was on a walk when he saw this hunk of gorgeous.  He tried to impress her in any way he could. All the girls like his tunes.  But he fell asleep before he could even learn her name.  Also note, Dobbinsworth *glows in the dark. 
*Under no circumstances should your model be used as a nightlight, if you try to use your Dobbinsworth model as a nightlight and are eaten by the shadow beasts you have no legal right because of this disclaimer spoken in a really fast and unpleasant voice and in the most round about way as possible.
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Post by Squirt on Oct 6, 2013 17:12:13 GMT -5
Chapter 5First off, Dobbinsworth was missing 3 things, I can't believe I'd forgotten them. Socks, a monocle, and textures. I set about to remedying that. Not sure I finished the last job though...  Very early one morning, Dobbinsworth received a very interesting visiter.  Ever the charmer he set about speaking with the mysterious stranger. Who has revealed her name to be Viola Knox and is therefore less mysterious. "Your teeth are so, shiny! But it seemed that Dobbinsworth would be the one to be swept off his feet.  I'm not going to give up my soon to be perfect butler to any tattooed menace. Not one with this attitude about dirty dishes.  But as it is with sims, it was up to Dobbinsworth whether he'd accept the friendly invitation to the Simfest that never seemed to happen.  That looks painful. But this girl looks relentless. 
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Post by KaseOfHearts on Oct 6, 2013 19:35:10 GMT -5
Squirt! I'm a terrible friend and never read this before, but it's so cute! Dobbinsworth is a positively squeeful little fellow.
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Post by Squirt on Oct 6, 2013 20:16:17 GMT -5
Don't feel bad, you're reading it now, aren't you?
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Post by NotJustaBook on Oct 7, 2013 7:29:03 GMT -5
This is a cute little thing  And funny too ^_^ |
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Post by Squirt on Oct 7, 2013 14:36:35 GMT -5
Thank you. It'll be rather fluffy. Or will it?
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Post by Jane.Eyre.Force on Oct 11, 2013 9:55:42 GMT -5
Oh, I love this! Dobbinsworth is strangely adorable!
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Post by Squirt on Jan 12, 2014 15:30:25 GMT -5
Chapter 6So, here is my long not so awaited update! Pretend I had a montage. A romantic montage. And now Viola and Dobbinsworth are living together. Romantically. Dobbinsworth has been distracted, but I never expected him to get this far anyways. He still blows my socks off with his moves.
"Mom, shhh..."
"Yes, I'm eating my veggies, but Mom-"
"MrhmmMernerna"
"Shhhh- Mom! Mom, just listen!"
"Yes, of course you can meet him- Yes- Yes, I am"
"NO! No, you won't!"
"Honey, who were you talking to..?"
"Oh, no one, say, can my mother visit?"
Uhh, Dobbinsworth...
"I'd love for her to."
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Post by PeregrineTook on Jan 12, 2014 16:14:37 GMT -5
Yay, more Dobbinsworth!! How could a potential mom-in-law not love this pointy-nosed, pastey white, pointy-eared...oh, I think I just answered my own question. Anyway, good luck, Dobbinsworth!
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Post by Squirt on Jan 12, 2014 23:29:10 GMT -5
Perhaps the fact that he nose-rapes her sinuses every time they kiss?
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And funny too ^_^
