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Post by Squirt on Oct 18, 2013 16:43:34 GMT -5
Expensive Hankies
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Post by Jane.Eyre.Force on Oct 20, 2013 4:51:58 GMT -5
I love Juno's makeover! She looks adorable.
...Snugglebob. I like that. Also, Roamie aged up really well! I love it when teen sims interact with their younger siblings. So cute!
Hotdog mansions are the best kind of mansions.
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Post by KaseOfHearts on Oct 20, 2013 21:18:40 GMT -5
Pippin: Arie is a very fitting part of the aristocracy.
Squirt: I don't understaaannddd what you meaannn.
Laura: If you think Roamie is cute, WAIT. Just. Freaking. Wait.
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Post by KaseOfHearts on Oct 20, 2013 21:20:15 GMT -5
Chapter 5, Part I - CreepsHello, friends. And welcome back. We begin our update tonight with a birthday. Whose, you ask? Why, it's young Tobie, of course. He certainly is fierce. And handy. And bright! Oh, man. That imaginary friend super creeps me out. It's like a sneaky clown. Is he there? I don't know. What's he doing? HOW ARE THOSE CHESS PIECES MOVING? All valid questions. But maybe I'm overreacting. See, that's not... err. OMG, stop. I can't even pretend. It's so crazy creepy. That thing's name is Patches Huggington. Actually, I don't know. CuddleBoo? Galactic Superstar McAwesomeville? Whatever it's name, I call it Sleep Terrorist. So Tobie spends his time in costumes. He's the only kid I've seen autonomously dressup from the costume chest. Prince Tobie deigned to do some homework lessons with Winnie. But he was not happy about it. The eldest brother, Roamie, spent his teenage years working on his required skills, and building relationships with his aunts. Well, Maybe just Aunt Nihm. And I'm not sure if opening a can of morale-whoop is considered relationship building. Since she clearly is not happy with his performance. Nihm: Come on! Suck it up and get back on those bars! Tobie's horrifying invisible doll could do a better job than you! Roamie: If I sleep on the playground, maybe she won't be able to find me. Probably a smart choice, bud. But Nihm was a bit busy with other things. Like making 3 thousand simoleons in less than 5 minutes. Someone was very satisfied with her garlic. Is that the consignment specialist's way of hitting on her? When Nihm got home, Juno rushed over to tell her a secret: Oh, yes? That's what is passing for a secret? I'm sorry, Juno. You have been locked in the house caring for babies for too long. Arie: Can we go back to this boring stuff... never, and focus on the entire reason why we're even here still? Yes, that would be me. I'm kind of a big deal. Arie: As you can see, I'm doing a good job at moving this challenge along. That man? That's Leo..polo... something. Leo. He didn't even get two feet in the gate before I was able to close the deal. And that is how it's done. I figured I'd soften him up with a little star-watching before, you know, The main event. Arie: Signed, sealed, delivered. He's mine. Well, dear, I wouldn't be so sure. Arie: Yes, that follows logically. Men.
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Post by PeregrineTook on Oct 20, 2013 21:24:00 GMT -5
Yes, dear, let's kiss, watch the stars, and woohoo, but sleeping over?!?! Not on a first date!
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Post by KaseOfHearts on Oct 20, 2013 22:32:33 GMT -5
Sims are so damn fickle! Oh, I'll make out with you, BUT DON'T YOU TRY AND CARESS ME, YOU WEIRDO. What up, dude?
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Post by Jane.Eyre.Force on Oct 21, 2013 2:37:01 GMT -5
D'aww! I love that shot of handy Tobie.
IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE TERRIFYING. They haunt the darkest depths of my nightmares. My skin, it crawls. Sleep Terrorist is the perfect term.
Yay! Nihm! I was hoping she would show up again. <3
"Hey I just boned you, but I'm not comfortable enough to share a bed with you." ...Okay.
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Post by KaseOfHearts on Oct 21, 2013 14:47:34 GMT -5
D'aww! I love that shot of handy Tobie. IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE TERRIFYING. They haunt the darkest depths of my nightmares. My skin, it crawls. Sleep Terrorist is the perfect term. Yay! Nihm! I was hoping she would show up again. <3 "Hey I just boned you, but I'm not comfortable enough to share a bed with you." ...Okay. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. I hate IFs so much. Reading your legacy, I am finding a kindred spirit in you. I am known to be terrified of IFs. I don't know WHY they went with that design! I know NO child whose imaginary friend looked like a clown. Just stop. I hate it. They stare at your sims while they're eating. They STARE AT OTHERS WHEN THEY SLEEP. You just wait for that one, Laura. You just WAIT. I hate them. /rant
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Post by Squirt on Oct 21, 2013 15:58:23 GMT -5
As a child my IF, was human, with skin. Very pale skin, and like a sheath of black hair down to her ankles. And a purple star shaped "birthmark" on her eye. Strange, I know, But at least she had skin, and a neck!
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Post by PeregrineTook on Oct 22, 2013 6:37:19 GMT -5
Hold on, Squirt...your IF had a star over her eye? So...I think your IF was a girl version of Paul Stanley from Kiss...
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Post by Squirt on Oct 22, 2013 19:52:27 GMT -5
Actually, my dad is pretty sure we're related to Jean Simmons. His suspicions are founded. Not well, but still. See, I would tell them to you guys, but it's a little bit much to share publicly on the internet.
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Post by KaseOfHearts on Oct 27, 2013 22:49:09 GMT -5
Chapter 5, Part II - Limited LoveWhile Arie went to bed irritated, Leo had other plans for his night. He ran into Winnie on his way to eat something from the Eterna fridge and immediately started flirting with her. He talked about books, which we all know is Winnie's soft spot. Leo: If you like that book, you'll have to read "The Seven Deadly Sims." Incredible. Forget "The Warlock of Palladia." Winnie felt something she had not experienced before, and not only was he just talking books, but he was full on flirting as well. Winnie never developed the proper defenses for attention like this. But while all this was going down, some weird old dude just walked onto the property and began playing with the chipmunks. So, when Winnie went to bed, Leo went over to talk to the intruder. Oh, you're both exhausted? I have an idea. GO HOME. The next day, Winnie tried very hard not to talk about Leo or any of the shady business that had happened the night before. Winnie: And I didn't stay up until 3am or anything talking to... what's his name? Lionel, Lucy? Arie: Leo? Winnie: Yeah, I guess. Arie: WHy would you be up until 3am talking to Leo? Winnie: I wasn't! I just said I didn't. Arie: Uh... huh. Winnie: I'm gonna go... read Aeric a book or something. But all the while, her mind was a bit occupied. Sorry, Win. You can't have him. It was later that night that Aeric grew to a little chitlin. He looks a bit like his pops. Cheekbones you could cut glass on. But because now there are 3 kids and only 2 beds, Roamie had to get creative. I wouldn't want to sleep in that bed if I were him, but I guess you have to sleep somewhere. One of Aeric's first wishes as a child was to spend time with his dad. Wrong game for that wish, pal. Yeah, I should probably go ahead and cancel that wish. Meanwhile, Roamie's off trying to get a girlfriend. This Chatty Cathy's name is Gillian. Roamie looks kind of terrified, doesn't he? But she's pretty enough. I always look for girlfriends for my sims like I look for heirs. It's kind of anticlimactic to not have an heir after all these kids, honestly. And somewhere, hanging out on that lot, was this: Dax Bird. Handsome guy, but he's still a teenager. He's not the most heterosexual looking man I've ever seen, but once he ages up, I'm sure he'll do. But it's a good thing Arie will have to wait, because she's gonna be a bit busy for the next couple of days. Nooboo on the way! Thanks, Leo. Winnie:
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Post by Jane.Eyre.Force on Oct 28, 2013 3:48:36 GMT -5
Muahaha! Eternal pregnancy!
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Post by KaseOfHearts on Oct 28, 2013 15:15:08 GMT -5
Chapter 6: The Creep and the HottieArie opens up the update glamorously. So this could mean a nooboo's on the way, or Arie's got a nice bout of food poisoning. Vomit and a clothing change. WE'VE GOT NOOBOO. And more exciting news. I was able to accumulate 5 points and open up the buy mode. Since there are lots of babies in the house, I picked up a bunk bed. How pretty. Among other things. You'll find them scattered around as I update, I'm sure. So adorable little Aeric was playing dress up and feeling his mom's tummy to see how his brother or sister was doing. And Tobie was getting to know someone else. This is his school mate Lizette. He's trying to set himself up for when they age up to teenagers so he can get a girl ASAP. Not bad, Tobes. Roamie was taking a little gardening break to help his Aunt Nihm out. With all the people at the house, she should really get more plants in there to make more money. All that free labor. When Tobie returned home from school, he was greeted by a surprise! Nooboo 4! And this time, Arie hadn't alienated everyone so much that they left her alone to give birth! Yay! GIRL! She's named Lea. And there's our indifferent mother. Arie: It's cool. I just put her in the crib and then Juno takes over. This is the easiest motherhood ever. Juno: Speak for yourself. Winnie stayed away from the chaos. She probably would have been too upset to see Arie have a baby with the man she'd had some strong feelings for. On a happier note, Birthdays! Tobie. Tobie, Tobie. You are FINE, boy. He really does not look like his dad, or his mom, except for the hair. He's is own crazy hot teen. I'm cool with it. And since everything having to do with infants in this game bores me, and nothing else of note happened: Lea's birthday! She's cute enough. Looks just like Momma. Speaking of Momma. It seemed like her reputation was getting around the neighborhood, and this creeper just WALKED into the house. Old Creeper: Where's that redhead? Old Creeper:What'd you say me and you get out of here? Arie: Are you crazy? Get out of here. Old Creeper: Come on, Red. Arie: I said Get. Out. Nihm: You heard the girl. Leave before I show you what 10 points in athleticism can do to an old Geezer like you. Nihm: Yeah, you better run. Stay away from my sister. Arie: Wow. That was amazing. Nihm: Don't mention it. You've been trying hard with all of us. I appreciate it. Besides, we're family. Arie: How'd he get in here anyway? Nihm: Beats me. But, man, can he run fast for an old man. Arie: You're scary, Nihm. I'd run too. Speaking of running, this is Tobie, just running to catch the bus. There's no story behind it. He's just super hot. And Arie seemed to be recovering from the creep attack pretty well, as she was on the town with this fine gentleman. Something Cooper. I'll get the name. He's a doctor. Too bad Arie never gets any child support payments.
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Post by Jane.Eyre.Force on Oct 29, 2013 13:02:09 GMT -5
That is a beautiful opening. Fantastic display of projectile vomiting right there. I am suitably impressed.
Tobie grew up well! I really like his hairstyle and jaw structure.
I think Arie should totally bang the old creeper. Old balls and loose skin! ;D
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